Captain Morgan Spiced 1.75L Rum

"Original Spiced - Mellow aged and enhanced with fruit flavors, spices, and a hint of vanilla. 70 proof"

This is the face of Captain Morgan. And the face of Captain Morgan wants you to take life less seriously. Because look at him. He's a cartoon pirate. He's a big, grinning cartoon pirate named Captain Morgan.
Who cares if you can't dance? Who cares if you can't hit the high notes? Who cares who cares? Get off the couch. Take life by the mechanical bull horns. Go make fun where there's no fun to be had. Go Full Captain.